Outside in » Humor http://www.xenosystems.net Involvements with reality Thu, 05 Feb 2015 01:26:08 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=4.1 The Gnonion http://www.xenosystems.net/the-gnonion/ http://www.xenosystems.net/the-gnonion/#comments Fri, 30 Jan 2015 16:40:52 +0000 http://www.xenosystems.net/?p=4579 Bryce found this superb thing. A sample (but don’t miss out on the rest):

EARTH — In a seemingly unstoppable cycle of carnage that has become tragically commonplace throughout the biosphere, sources confirmed this morning that natural selection has killed an estimated 38 quadrillion organisms in its bloodiest day yet. […] “What we’re seeing here is the work of a hardened, practiced killer,” said Yale University evolutionary biologist Richard Prum … “It is painfully clear this slaughter was perpetrated by a force that holds zero regard for the value of life” …

In what many are calling its most grotesque tactic, the killer appeared to single out the most vulnerable organisms — particularly the young and the physically weak — for its murderous rampage, slaughtering them without mercy as other members of their species fled in panic. Reports indicated those who escaped the carnage were left with no choice but to try to move on with their lives and survive even as the ruthless killer continued stalking them. […] Virtually no species was unaffected by yesterday’s killing spree, experts stated. […] “This is the work of a killer without empathy, without conscience,” said Jyotsna Ramjee, a University of Calcutta zoologist who confirmed that the day’s death toll was the largest on official records dating back to 1859, when the perpetrator was first identified.

]]> http://www.xenosystems.net/the-gnonion/feed/ 12 Quote note (#143) http://www.xenosystems.net/quote-note-143/ http://www.xenosystems.net/quote-note-143/#comments Sat, 10 Jan 2015 16:58:38 +0000 http://www.xenosystems.net/?p=4445 Sailer on The Imitation Game:

Amusingly, the movie portrays estrogen as suddenly making the tech genius unable to program a computer. As two defenders of the conventional wisdom that Turing was hounded to kill himself put it, “And if you take the testosterone away, then the brain will become muddled.” But this bit of unintentional crimethink has evaded most reviewers.

]]> http://www.xenosystems.net/quote-note-143/feed/ 4 Twitter cuts (#5) http://www.xenosystems.net/twitter-cuts-5/ http://www.xenosystems.net/twitter-cuts-5/#comments Tue, 06 Jan 2015 13:51:23 +0000 http://www.xenosystems.net/?p=4418 Racial healing from the Duck:


(Best way to keep up with the Sith these days is to read the Washington Post.)

]]> http://www.xenosystems.net/twitter-cuts-5/feed/ 12 Crack up http://www.xenosystems.net/crack-up/ http://www.xenosystems.net/crack-up/#comments Tue, 09 Dec 2014 14:59:13 +0000 http://www.xenosystems.net/?p=4285 “Why oh why don’t those damned crackers just leave?”

If we’re already entering the ejection phase of neo-secessionism, it has to be a good thing, right?

]]> http://www.xenosystems.net/crack-up/feed/ 16 Moron bites (#2) http://www.xenosystems.net/moron-bites-2/ http://www.xenosystems.net/moron-bites-2/#comments Tue, 02 Dec 2014 14:28:18 +0000 http://www.xenosystems.net/?p=4234 Time for another of these. The rule, remember, is that the instance picked upon has to exemplify a laughably mindless meme. Like this:

Politically incorrect research, however solidly established, is especially singled out for this treatment. Some approved (i.e. Leftist) authority somewhere has provided the excuse to dismiss awkward findings, so that the painful stimulus can be suppressed, and — just to be safe — even the pretext for suppressing it is best forgotten, leaving only the permission to be undisturbed in public circulation. All crime-think has been ‘well refuted’ (sociologically a priori) as far as these people are concerned. “It’s been well refuted” means exactly “wouldn’t it be nice if this didn’t exist?” (or “nice people have told us we don’t need to worry about that”).

Refuted where?

Amused yet?

ADDED: A banquet of ‘well refuted’ science at Slate.

]]> http://www.xenosystems.net/moron-bites-2/feed/ 46 Twitter cuts (#1) http://www.xenosystems.net/twitter-cuts-1/ http://www.xenosystems.net/twitter-cuts-1/#comments Thu, 13 Nov 2014 05:06:39 +0000 http://www.xenosystems.net/?p=4095 (This has been a UF (2.1) theme up to now, but what’s the point of schizophrenia without zig-zags?)


Celebrating this, with reference to this (to labor the obvious). In decayed modernity, mere technical competence is a political provocation. Any resources not devoted to the Cathedral agenda counts as a win.

]]> http://www.xenosystems.net/twitter-cuts-1/feed/ 5 Halloween XS 1 http://www.xenosystems.net/halloween-xs-1/ http://www.xenosystems.net/halloween-xs-1/#comments Fri, 31 Oct 2014 05:22:08 +0000 http://www.xenosystems.net/?p=4001 Clown terror

If you’ve ever wondered what NRx looks like to “a bog standard democratic socialist, culturally cringing straight white able-bodied rich male Canadian who likes my society multicultural, my economy redistributive, my taxation strongly progressive, my capitalism heavily regulated, my state relatively large, well funded and active in social policy, and my military nearly nonexistent outside of peacekeeping operations. I am even ok with laws regulating hate speech, obscenity, libel and such” — here you go.

Almost every step of the subsequent voyage into raw horror is hilarious. Seeing the NRx reading list (1, 2, 3, 4) this post puts together is a wonder in itself. Clearly, NRx-panic is now a big enough thing to be blowing its own bubbles in the commiesphere.

‘Frog Hop’ is in the Libertarianism = Fascism school of political insight (which I expect to see a lot more of, as these creatures notice people trying to escape their death-grip).

Also worth noting: Phalanx is allotted prime place as a freak-out stimulus. As a count-me-outer, I’m not especially drawn to this kind of Broederbonding, but I have to acknowledge its truly glorious Halloween potential.

ADDED: As a festive bonus, another piece of prog. cultural action (but much better done)

]]> http://www.xenosystems.net/halloween-xs-1/feed/ 51 Our Future http://www.xenosystems.net/our-future/ http://www.xenosystems.net/our-future/#comments Sat, 11 Oct 2014 05:03:00 +0000 http://www.xenosystems.net/?p=3839 Afraid that I absolutely have to steal this. It’s by ‘anonymous’ (of course), so I can’t credit it properly.

Wake up, get out of bed get ready to serve my lord Schlomo II.
Year is 17 A.G., recently moved to Schlomo II’s patch after being promised a bigger bread allotment than I was receiving under Chaim III
Fuck yeah, this is progress oops I mean restoration. Fuck yeah.
King’s self driving bus takes me to the palace for work
Bus takes a tunnel underground so we can enter through the servant’s entrance in the basement
On my way in notice a group of new recruits in HR taking IQ tests at a row of terminals
One of the screens starts flashing red, electronic alarm sounds “130 IQ PLEB DETECTED”
Drones swarm in and grab the goy, er guy taking the test, drag him away
Thank Gnon, can you imagine living with such imbeciles
Get ready to start work
All real work is done by superior robots
Humans receive payment by entertaining the king
Just got a huge promotion from the groveling department
Put on my crab suit
Enter the royal throne room. Schlomo II sitting on his throne
Spend the rest of the day dancing in crab suit for King Schlomo, singing hymns to Gnon
Almost at the end of shift, master of entertainment comes in and tells King its time for the final entertainment
Dis gon be good
130 IQ pleb from earlier is brought out by drones set before king
Master of Entertainment: “Sire this man is guilty of poisoning our world with his low IQ DNA”
King: “Accused, have you anything to say in your defense”
The Accused: “Sire, I may be dumb but I have always been loyal. In the year 15 B.G. I started an NRx twitter feed with Moldbug quotes and reactionary cat memes”
The whole throne room is silent waiting for the kings reply
Crab dancers, grovelers, the royal family, hangers on, royal joke duck, all silent
King: “Ha! No man of 130 IQ could truly comprehend the sacred NRx texts. You are a mere entryist. Feed him to Gnon!”
A cheer goes up, the whole room starts chanting: “Gnon Gnon Gnon Gnon”
A screen lights up on the opposite side of the room with a cold indifferent visage
A fiery pit opens before the screen
The king’s drones drag the screaming pleb into the pit and he dies an awful death
The visage drones: “This pleases Gnon. Now more crab dancing.”
Fuck. Gotta work overtime
Shift finally ends and robo-bus takes me back to my techno-hovel
Eat my bread allotment while watching The Radish Report
What a great time to be alive

]]> http://www.xenosystems.net/our-future/feed/ 33 Doom Paul http://www.xenosystems.net/doom-paul/ http://www.xenosystems.net/doom-paul/#comments Fri, 10 Oct 2014 06:51:24 +0000 http://www.xenosystems.net/?p=3826 Doom Paul 00

Blame Bloom for luring me into this blasted landscape. (I agree with JAB that there’s something important going on here.)

A Doom Paul video selection (1, 2, 3).

Here‘s a Paul vs. Krugman cage-match.

Doom Paul 01

ADDED: Dialled up to eleven.

ADDED: The End is Close …

]]> http://www.xenosystems.net/doom-paul/feed/ 5 Be Warned http://www.xenosystems.net/be-warned/ http://www.xenosystems.net/be-warned/#comments Thu, 02 Oct 2014 16:30:13 +0000 http://www.xenosystems.net/?p=3770 At least one of the 10,000 anonymice at 8chan definitely has my number:

Given that you linked the site, now would be a good time to drop some info.

‘Xeno’ obviously means from without; alien. Nick Land, author of Xenosystems, frequently compares capitalism to a kind of impersonal superintelligent force, a bit like some Lovecraftian intelligence stretching back from the future to manipulate petty humans en mass. And he longs for the antihuman genocide these intelligences, once ‘taken off’, will inflict.

It might sound crazy, but this is the clear landscape of his inner thought, if you go through the posts and study them. He constantly references Lovecraftian gods (think about it: Xenos, aliens, Xenosystems, alien-systems) and sometimes his attempts to darkly invoke them. He’s also into Kaballah and Eugenics. And he wants his cold lovecraftian capitalism to take root in some ‘exit’ nation like Singapore and implement a eugenic program under the guidance of a capitalistic-monarchical elite.

It should be clear to you by now that he’s an early-stage NWO stooge to get a movement of people begging for their own enslavement going. He is an ex-Marxist primarily inspired by a malignant Jew. He thinks he’s a super-clever occultist with his games and finds it funny laughing at all of you fools who think he actually cares about degeneracy and all the wrongs this big mean society has done to your little plebian selves.

If you knew Spengler, you’d be able to predict this. Winter phase. If you knew history, you’d be able to predict this: Jesuits being jesuitical, plebs being plebian. Agents causing, and the masses being cut up, re-crafted, and stuffed into new, tighter boxes.

Does anybody else out there expect the NWO to be this cool?

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