Comments on: Crabalism

By: Alrenous

Alrenous — Fri, 18 Jul 2014 02:44:11 +0000

If I were Gnon I’d favour the scorpion. That is, I think Gnon has excellent taste.

I’m a bit given to flamboyance, anyway. I want a winged scorpion. Or a wasp with pincers.

Hyperintelligent flying poisonous hive-minded crabs. Ideal life form, right there. Oh right, with symbiotic bacteriophages instead of antibiotics.

But, as Gnon clearly shows, overkill. Plus armor and flight don’t go well together. Azathoth, the lazy bum, hasn’t worked out hyperlight armor yet.

I wonder if it’s possible to evolve space travel. Maybe start with the flying fish principle. Is there phosphorous in space?

Antisthenes — Sat, 12 Jul 2014 09:42:03 +0000

‘There are no bacteria in Mars.’

All Glory to the Microbe

admin — Sat, 12 Jul 2014 09:04:37 +0000

Zizek could just be odd enough to be enjoying this, but one thing is for sure, Amren absolutely has to be reveling in it.

nyan_sandwich — Sat, 12 Jul 2014 04:40:53 +0000

Gnon seems to favor the crab. There have been many attempts to evolve crabs. It’s some kind of ultimate form.

I’m not a crab cultist, so I’m not totally sure if that’s right.

Ademonos — Sat, 12 Jul 2014 04:13:19 +0000

When he happened to pass by twitter, we stumbled across the following excellent tshirt material: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BsUIJWICQAEKN_o.jpg

spandrell — Sat, 12 Jul 2014 03:42:50 +0000

Good to see people coming up with New Religions.

The crab worship is because of the crab’s superior fitness? They’ve been around for a while.

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Stirner (@heresiologist) — Fri, 11 Jul 2014 19:42:05 +0000

That T-Shirt / NRx logo is brilliant.