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If you doubted at all whether Hieronymus Bosch was a true prophet, recent neo-puritan liturgical innovations should put the question to rest:

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In an early scene, a green-haired woman lies face down. She is naked, save a cloth covering her genitals. Five members of FFF, two women and three men, are hunched over her, applying lotion to every inch of her exposed flesh. Later, the group’s cofounder, Tommy, propositions a random Canadian woman. And before you can say “Fuck for Forest,” the “environmentalist” is taking her from behind as two topless women film him. A bald, elderly man looks on, masturbating in the background. And in another scene, a bald, bespectacled, obese man, clad in a black corset, orange tutu, and cravat, furiously pleasures himself on camera. He is, the narrator says, one of the most renowned opera singers in Germany.

Graceful decline doesn’t really seem to be on the cards at this point.

March 22, 2013admin 6 Comments »
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  • SDL Says:

    recent neo-puritan liturgical innovations

    That was worth a moment of heavy guffaws.

    Time for a new exegesis on Deuteronomy 9:25: “I lay prostrate before the Lord . . . “

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    Posted on March 22nd, 2013 at 11:49 pm Reply | Quote
  • Handle Says:

    Technical recommendation: Go to Ace’s and look at any recent “Overnight Open Thread”.

    In PHP, he’s programmed that little “Continue reading”, and “close it up” function that allows you to do so without having to move to a new web page. I love that feature. Do you think you could make that happen?

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    admin Reply:

    I’ll take a look, but if it involves PHP tinkering (rather than just plugging in a ready-made WP module) it would be unwise to expect it this side of Singularity.

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    Posted on March 26th, 2013 at 11:06 am Reply | Quote
  • Michael Anissimov Says:

    Do I know you from anywhere? O.O

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    admin Reply:

    Are you outsourcing your internal cognitive states?

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    Posted on March 27th, 2013 at 5:32 am Reply | Quote
  • Michael Anissimov Says:

    I found out who you were, nm.

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    Posted on March 27th, 2013 at 7:12 am Reply | Quote

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