Our Future

Afraid that I absolutely have to steal this. It’s by ‘anonymous’ (of course), so I can’t credit it properly.

Wake up, get out of bed get ready to serve my lord Schlomo II.
Year is 17 A.G., recently moved to Schlomo II’s patch after being promised a bigger bread allotment than I was receiving under Chaim III
Fuck yeah, this is progress oops I mean restoration. Fuck yeah.
King’s self driving bus takes me to the palace for work
Bus takes a tunnel underground so we can enter through the servant’s entrance in the basement
On my way in notice a group of new recruits in HR taking IQ tests at a row of terminals
One of the screens starts flashing red, electronic alarm sounds “130 IQ PLEB DETECTED”
Drones swarm in and grab the goy, er guy taking the test, drag him away
Thank Gnon, can you imagine living with such imbeciles
Get ready to start work
All real work is done by superior robots
Humans receive payment by entertaining the king
Just got a huge promotion from the groveling department
Put on my crab suit
Enter the royal throne room. Schlomo II sitting on his throne
Spend the rest of the day dancing in crab suit for King Schlomo, singing hymns to Gnon
Almost at the end of shift, master of entertainment comes in and tells King its time for the final entertainment
Dis gon be good
130 IQ pleb from earlier is brought out by drones set before king
Master of Entertainment: “Sire this man is guilty of poisoning our world with his low IQ DNA”
King: “Accused, have you anything to say in your defense”
The Accused: “Sire, I may be dumb but I have always been loyal. In the year 15 B.G. I started an NRx twitter feed with Moldbug quotes and reactionary cat memes”
The whole throne room is silent waiting for the kings reply
Crab dancers, grovelers, the royal family, hangers on, royal joke duck, all silent
King: “Ha! No man of 130 IQ could truly comprehend the sacred NRx texts. You are a mere entryist. Feed him to Gnon!”
A cheer goes up, the whole room starts chanting: “Gnon Gnon Gnon Gnon”
A screen lights up on the opposite side of the room with a cold indifferent visage
A fiery pit opens before the screen
The king’s drones drag the screaming pleb into the pit and he dies an awful death
The visage drones: “This pleases Gnon. Now more crab dancing.”
Fuck. Gotta work overtime
Shift finally ends and robo-bus takes me back to my techno-hovel
Eat my bread allotment while watching The Radish Report
What a great time to be alive

October 11, 2014admin 35 Comments »

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  • Implying Implications Says:

    Kek. I was in that thread.

    Careful, Land. It starts with reading their threads and finding their jokes funny. Then, before you know it, a year of lurking has passed and you’re a filthy channer pleb.


    admin Reply:

    If not finding this stuff funny is the price of survival, it’s going to be too high to pay.


    Posted on October 11th, 2014 at 5:23 am Reply | Quote
  • Ex-pat in Oz Says:

    superb…. just….

    i had better sign up for crab dancing


    Posted on October 11th, 2014 at 6:30 am Reply | Quote
  • Implying Implications Says:


    Save it while you can.


    Posted on October 11th, 2014 at 8:28 am Reply | Quote
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    Posted on October 11th, 2014 at 9:04 am Reply | Quote
  • Mark Warburton Says:

    What happens to 129ers? Harsher end I imagine…. 🙁


    admin Reply:

    This regime scenario strikes me as only marginally preferable to the Idaho Potato Monarchy, although it would probably work better.


    Mark Warburton Reply:

    Yes. This is hell run like clock work – comically so.


    Rasputin Reply:

    @Mark: Going to this if you can stand a trip back to Goldsmiths…


    Posted on October 11th, 2014 at 10:05 am Reply | Quote
  • Mark Warburton Says:

    Sure. Cussans was helpful when I was there and that does sound interesting. There will be a few people there I can’t STAND, but so be it.


    Posted on October 11th, 2014 at 11:45 am Reply | Quote
  • Rasputin Says:

    Great – will see you there.


    Posted on October 11th, 2014 at 12:11 pm Reply | Quote
  • Magian Entryist Says:


    This seems to imply the campaign against NRx on 8chan lately has actually been an elaborate trolling by the Order of Nine Angles. Looking them up, their aim is apparently ‘returning the Dark Gods to Earth’ to consume humanity.

    Maybe it’s their way of saying ‘hi let’s be friends’?


    Posted on October 11th, 2014 at 12:41 pm Reply | Quote
  • John Says:

    Someone drops this gem further down the thread https://8chan.co/pol/src/1413025002445.png


    admin Reply:

    Integral Obscurity thickens.


    Implying Implications Reply:

    I’m glad you like it, Land-senpai, I made it just for you~


    Posted on October 11th, 2014 at 1:24 pm Reply | Quote
  • Nyan Sandwich Says:

    Who are these Order of Nine Angles people? What have they got to do with NRx. I want a full report by anyone who knows what the fuck is going on.


    Implying Implications Reply:

    Second Lieutenant of the Reaction and Chief of Shitposting Ops, fullchan /pol/ division, Implying Implications, reporting as ordered, sir.

    They’re a shitty magick/Satanist cult who happen to enjoy trolling on the Internet. They have nothing to do with NRx, but they may or may not be posting on 8chan for some reason. There is also a crazy /x/-phile who’s chasing them all over the place and deleting his own posts (somehow, didn’t know that was possible) after he makes them, because he thinks they’re after him.

    In other words, business as usual on the chans. Then again, I was wrong about 4chan being taken over, so who the fuck knows. I personally am not worried. I think the whole thing is either

    1. One dedicated lunatic who’s convinced NRx is a Landian plot to accelerate us all into calculating pi for the techno-lords, being hounded by another lunatic who thinks he’s with ONA

    2. A single dedicated asshole who doesn’t like NRx and just wants to shit up every thread he can find

    3. Some combination of the above

    In other news, that whole thread was fucking gold. Check it out before it dies.


    Stirner (@heresiologist) Reply:

    It would seem the 8Chan criticism of Land/NRx is at least somewhat organized:

    Unleash the crabs!


    Implying Implications Reply:

    Please don’t lump us all in with those nutjobs. They made their own board apart from the rest. Most of 8chan is either friendly to or curious about NRx (though they can take or leave Land), and many of us actively make genuine discussion threads and try to defend the NRx position. I also wouldn’t dignify their craziness by calling it “criticism.”

    admin Reply:

    That’s mostly Nazi-Chan, which is too dim to be worth wasting much time with. There are far more engaging criticisms.

    Weirdest thing these particular doofuses have got themselves tangled up in is a celebration of — well-known straight-edge Aryan — Alan Ginsberg as the tool with which to exorcise the zio-acclerationist ‘cancer’ (thank you Scott Alexander for messing with their tortured little brains).

    Alrenous Reply:

    You accepted your ignorance. Obviously I approve.

    That said you sound (to me) like you’re on the ball with this one.


    admin Reply:

    Some very limited O9A commentary, with one good link, in the latest post.


    Noctulian Reply:

    Some clarification re: ONA

    ONA started as an Operation Gladio project. It was part of an array of such projects, developed as an answer to similar Russian ops.

    Its aim was to infiltrate a wide variety of orgs, be they left, right, religious or even gentlemen’c clubs, masonic lodges and the like.

    In 2009, it was discovered [1] that David Myatt, the british intelligence agent that initially was recruited to mastermind the project, was a puppet for a group called Tempel of The Sun, that had recruited Myatt before he joined the british intelligence, as a part of an operation called ‘Camlad’ – a project designed to infiltrate intelligence agencies both in the West and in the Soviets.

    There are conspiracies within conspiracies here [2]. What we do know: an unknown group managed to infiltrate intelligence agencies across the Western world and also in the Soviets, and once nested inside, they convinced these to launch secret projects developed as honey-traps built on an “occult mythos” that stressed participation in extremist politics as one of its initiarory aims. See also the mistakenly declassified papers pertaining to this matter that was for a short time available through the State Duma Archive in 2010, as part of the ‘narod-m file D’.

    [1]; see “The Mira Complex” for the relevant sections.


    Posted on October 11th, 2014 at 3:04 pm Reply | Quote
  • Magian Entryist Says:

    Oh, come now. There’s no need to take the magic out of the world.

    Look, accelerationism, the ‘sinister dialectic’: same thing. The ‘sinister dialectic’ even takes its name from Hegel and is essentially a different way of working with Marx’s Heraclitian underpinnings (‘all things come into being by strife necessarily’).

    ONA actually dominated the far-right scene of the UK, among other things. They might not be the Masons but their aims are at least the same as any accelerationist’s. Would you have preferred another nice long blog post as an introduction? More familiar territory?

    If you research ONA you’ll find that:
    -Myatt actually claims he started the whole occult bullshit as a political ploy (because that stuff really hooks quite a large demographic).
    -Older members were part of Operation Gladio.
    -The stated aim is collapse by strife. I.e. Accelerationism.

    So, try to see past the bullshit and realise that you might actually be dealing with friends.


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    Jimmy Savile Reply:

    Now then, now then.

    If you’re equating accelerationism, wtih the sinister dialectic and that with Hegel doesn’t that make it a massive admission of the O9A being kabbalistic [Jewish-stuff] right there, or do you not know anything about Hegel’s ontology?



    Posted on October 11th, 2014 at 3:28 pm Reply | Quote
  • Jatli Says:



    Posted on October 11th, 2014 at 3:41 pm Reply | Quote
  • Mark Warburton Says:


    Check your email!. (Marquis de Granby 6:30)


    Posted on October 11th, 2014 at 4:34 pm Reply | Quote
  • Alex Says:

    “It will probably have occurred to all readers that it is extremely suspicious for an order which proclaims itself pro-Vichy and anti-Judeo-Masonic to be accused by another pro-Vichy group of being influenced by Judeo-Freemasonry. It is also extremely suspicious that these two groups would then air the details of their infighting in their respective official journals.”



    Nathan Cook Reply:

    Alright, Weishaupt is there, but where’s the part where Nazi zombies rise from Lake Totenkopf?


    Alex Reply:

    An edifice based on the child’s “I know something you don’t know” must become ever more labyrinthine to maintain itself. (The unwholesome fruit of pride and paranoia is the extraordinary level of bitchiness that is so striking a feature of ‘organised’ occultism.) Trollery is integral.


    Jimmy Savile Reply:

    Trying to get the truth out of them is impossible since their formulations are based on lies and an archonic shell-game of receding blithering nonsense. They constantly spawn more cults in order to perplex and deepen their lies.

    Initiation is designed to create an artificial labyrinth whereby the mindset of the initiate has various controlled truths revealed to them in order to create a mind-control slave, obedient to whatever order they have entered into.

    Alex Reply:

    If indeed it’s all a filter (artfully conceived or naturally occurring) to exclude the profane, one might wonder what an Integral Obscure could be worth that generates such a noxious cloud of chaff.

    [Owsabout that, then? X D ]

    Posted on October 11th, 2014 at 6:47 pm Reply | Quote
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