Time of the Ass-assins

Islam asks the important questions (via):

“My question is whether I am permitted to allow one of the mujahideen access to my anus, if my intentions are honorable, and the purpose is to train for Jihad by widening my anus.”

The sheik praised Allah and said: “In principle, sodomy is forbidden. However, Jihad is more important. It is the pinnacle of Islam. If sodomy is the only way to reach this pinnacle of Islam, then there is no harm in it.

Allahpundit estimates:

Odds that this is a prank played on the credulous host by some viewer, possibly the MEMRI guys themselves, who simply couldn’t resist: 40 percent. Odds that it’s a legit query, proof that the mujahedeen’s willingness to sacrifice for jihad has taken on painful new dimensions: 40 percent. Odds that the guy posing the question is the world’s dumbest would-be terrorist, whose “recruiter” is really, really eager to start “training” him: 20 percent.

December 11, 2013admin 7 Comments »
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  • Muad'Dib Says:

    Risible…my Fedyakin were never on the down-low. It wastes too much moisture!

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    Posted on December 11th, 2013 at 2:39 am Reply | Quote
  • VXXC Says:

    They arrive “Trained.” Eager for more “Training”.

    Why do you think “humiliation” is a constant theme?

    Since so many here are about game and pecking order….fornication with women is dancing with death. You gotta be like top balls/top status to go there. These are the next Gen Tier 1 figures.

    Possibly with female relatives, in fact absolutely. Danger is exciting.

    Less adventurous types: each other. From Puberty. Remember it’s not gay if you’re pitching.

    Bottom of the chain: Beasts of the field.

    I’m not going to put up links, but we were watching rather closely for like more than a year.

    Yes, we have “data”.

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    Posted on December 11th, 2013 at 4:02 pm Reply | Quote
  • Amosandgromar Says:

    Allah wants you to muffle your screams and reeeeelllaaaaaaax.

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    Contemplationist Reply:

    +1

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    Posted on December 11th, 2013 at 8:52 pm Reply | Quote
  • Michael Says:

    see we need them jews on our side if only for laughs

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    Posted on December 11th, 2013 at 10:49 pm Reply | Quote
  • Michael Says:

    not sure his math works
    Mexico brain drains and its national IQ goes down ,but here in the US those bright Mexicans are still below our US average or possibly they brought along enough dumb relatives to offset themselves so America also has declining IQ. now we average all the declining national averages and this eighth grade drop out wants to know how the world got a lower IQ when no ones moved to mars

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    Michael Reply:

    yeah yeah I also got the point about the low white birth rate but he iis cheating a bit not that I blame someone concerned about 85 IQ countries having nuclear weapons including our arsenal already

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    Posted on December 12th, 2013 at 11:57 pm Reply | Quote

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